DID U GET ANY IN CANCUN??

Discussion in 'Cancun Forum' started by Shezzman, Mar 31, 2006.

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DID U GET KnD???

  1. YES I DID

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  2. NOT THIS TIME :-(

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  1. Ian

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    If its any consolation Clare I'd do you.

    It would be a mercy shagging though, purely to relieve you of any pent up frustrations of been a bit of a munter you are obviously experiencing.

    And I'd also just like to add so that your not disapointed afterwards that I dont subscribe to any of that cuddling and kissing b*llocks either, just hard core rampant sex, followed by you getting up off the bed in your post orgasmic trance, going to the kitchen and getting me a cold beer from the fridge. whilst I wipe my cock on the curtains.

    Just say when. and i'll see if i can fit you into my hectic schedule. :wink:

    Ian. :lol: :lol:
     
  2. claire

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    well thats one hell of an offer Ian, how can a girl say no!
     
  3. Zoolander

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    Ian, it's as it should be........AS IT SHOULD BE!!
     
  4. claire

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    shut up cheeky! did YHOO get any in cancun?

    Ian im not a cuddle and talk kind of girl anyway, however you have to go to the fridge... and while you're at it get my ciggies!
     
  5. Zoolander

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    Yes i did.....my wife was in my suitcase!!!

    Didn't imagine you as a cuddling sort.......roll over and fall a sleep sort, just like a man!!
     
  6. Ian

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    From what I've heard about you Peterborough girls the word ' No ' isnt in your vocabulary :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:


    Ian. :lol: :lol:

    PS, Marlboro Lights, Bensons or lambert & Butlers ???
     
  7. Ian

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    Mmmmmmmmm, loving your commitment on this one Claire..... Now stop playing hard to get and prepare to recieve my aeroplane impression. :wink:

    Ian. :lol:
     
  8. claire

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    ha ha!! malboro lights pleeeeaaaaase!

    yes, i roll over and fall asleep, make sure you dont get up to go to the bathroom or kkitchen or whatever
    at any point - i will actually fall asleep... and i'll hog the quilt while im at it!

    zoolander - 5 seconds of 'in out, in out' with your wife doesnt count.
     
  9. Zoolander

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    That's 5 seconds on a good night my dear......only if she'd been good!!

    I knew you'd be a roll over and fall asleep kind of girl.......can't hack the pace eh? 5 seconds too much for you?
     
  10. Ian

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    I hope this five seconds includes foreplay and your not baiting these innocent young southern wench's with tails of sexual stamina of the likes only known to porn stars and Sheffield Wednesday fans.

    Ian. :lol: :lol:
     
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