Thanks Jess and Ryan! With the pending possible remodeling and closure of TTR we are all scrambling looking for alternatives. From the sounds of your review this would not be the place for our group to go too. I wonder if the resort takes on a different life during take over periods. Hopefully another resort loosens the rules for awhile, during the renovations to topless optional and parties. I think we were all hoping for better news...
I think it was an honest review...it may be harsh, but it was an accurate representation of what they experienced. I'm glad you posted your opinions too, because it makes the important point that everyone's expectations, likes and dislikes are always going to be different. Our likes and dislikes are probably more in line with hot 2 trot. Jamie and I can see a movie...I love it and she hates it. Differing opinions make the world more interesting!
Jess, once again you affirm BA status. Thanks for your honesty. Just the fact that you two went was enough for us to consider trying it. You saved us money but more importantly our time at a place that would not be for us. We will stick with TTR (especially when ya'll are there!)
Thanks for your honest thoughts on DP vs TTR. Is it fair to say we will see you at TTR the whole week next year? And don't forget the Gummies!
I agree with most of what Jess said (though I did have some different experiences/observations which I will add in my own TR soon). I think for me the issue is with original resorts, the parent company. If you really think about it, there are a thousand shitty things about TTR to complain about too, and the fact that management doesn't change anything yet asks me to complete a survey at the end of each trip is a gigantic bitch slap in the face. And this home boy hates to be bitch slapped, unless it's by Ailsha and on the ass, which is a whole different story.
Good idea on the massage. Maybe we misunderstood something else too... For the $700 do they provide you with the trophy wife as well?
Since you mentioned massage. The very expensive "erotic massage" at Pearl? Worth every penny. And worth the whole trip according to Mrs. Morgan!
It sounds like all-inclusive doesn't mean ALL-inclusive. Pretty sure Desire is BYOB (Bring Your Own Babe).
