Dennis Says... Let 'em rip

R.I. GAL · Nov 15, 2006

Dennis...you seemed bored I was only trying to entertain you

AJ0527 · Nov 15, 2006

speaking of rip, I've been gasy all day.

Zibbyzap · Nov 16, 2006

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"

Klaw · Nov 16, 2006

Zibbyzap said:

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Michael F. · Feb 20, 2007

DConCT said:

Got something a bit more saucy than a nursery rhyme? Pile on... let me read 'em :lol:

MOLLY THE CAMEL
A new US Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Iraq desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

"Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women And sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have Molly The Camel."

The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, ;but I understand about "urges". The camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges" and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with Molly.

When he's done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" No not really, sir... "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are".

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I got one of these recently...appeared to happen in Afghanistan, as well! :lol:

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