More to ponder: Is wetter REALLY better? We all know that two wrongs don't make a right but would three wrongs make a left? Sure the early bird gets the worm but isn't it the second mouse who gets the cheese? Why does the early bird get the worm, but good things come to those who wait? Isn't life confusing enough? Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket? If all the world's a stage why do only half of us wear makeup?