she was beautiful.... and the bar that you met her was not Congo or Dos Equis... it was Terrasta Bar. I've never seen Andrew with so much passion in his eyes... the blonde was just lingering next to a table watching her friends dance... but she looked like she was missing something.... needing something... Andrew knew just what she needed and was willing to give it to her... twice if he had to... because she was woman enough to take it... their eyes met, conversation was struck, and I swear I saw cupid himself come across the street from Coco Bongos and shoot Andrew right in the ass... She was enthralled, intrigued, inspired to find love... Andrew just wanted to motorboat but if you really think about it.... motorboatin' is as close to love as you'll find in Cancun... (right Cindy?)... unfortunately, we dragged Andrew away before he could consummate right there in the middle of the party zone... but there's always next year... he did get her number... and measurements I think
