she has until 6pm central time friday to send me said randsom on my cell phone....... or the shovel gets it right after I land in london!
You should slit it's throat before dumping in the Thames and put the video on Youtube. Or release it on "World's Most Shocking Videos."
Just pretend to send it sailing in the river, then take it other place for pics too lol... We shall rename it the Traveling Shovel!!!