Cheat on him/her

Oh cheating is a fact of life, whether it be a serious boyfreind or not..

You can't help your feelings sometimes..I mean emotional feelings..

 

It is not considered 'Cheating' if....

1.) you are in a different area code.
2.) you are too drunk to remember, because if you dont remember, it never happened...
3.) you have to inflate your "partner"
4.) your partner is powered by batteries or is made of a hard rubber/plastic
5.) you are not caught.
6.) your "partner" brings in one of her girlfriends for extra fun..(this goes for bf's as well)
7.) the blood tests prove you are not the father...and most importantly

8.) YOU HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF EVER CALLING OR SEEING THE PERSON YOU JUST HAD A "ONE NIGHT STAND" WITH...

HAHA lol

 

Ha ha Justin..Yeah people soon forget about the number 4's!! ha ha

 

AH HAHAHAHA AWESOME

 

hmmm i think it depends how serious the relationship you are in! i cheated on my boyfriend this spring break and regretted it so much i told him!

 

3 years without cheatin

 

It is not considered 'Cheating' if....

1.) you are in a different area code.
2.) you are too drunk to remember, because if you dont remember, it never happened...
3.) you have to inflate your "partner"
4.) your partner is powered by batteries or is made of a hard rubber/plastic
5.) you are not caught.
6.) your "partner" brings in one of her girlfriends for extra fun..(this goes for bf's as well)
7.) you use the backdoor instead of the front
8.) the blood tests prove you are not the father...and most importantly

9.) YOU HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF EVER CALLING OR SEEING THE PERSON YOU JUST HAD A "ONE NIGHT STAND" WITH...

HAHA lol

 

hey i 2nd that thought

and what i meant by partner is to be as close and as serious as it could possibly get. Even married couples are included in this, there is no on earth chance anyone would know you cheated.

 

Well there is a difference between chaeting for the heck of it, just to be an ass. Or cause you are in some weird situation..

 

AWESOME!!!!!!