What a crazy ass day! -I hit the snooze button one time too many and was late for work. -Someone called in sick, and their work found its way to my desk -One of the girls got a call that her 6yr son was missing from school..he was found safe 30mins later thank gawd. -Our website went down due to a ddos attack. But the day wasn't all bad. Decided to order pizza for dinner. They apparently were having a rough day too. Not only did they deliver it after the 40 mins, it was the wrong order. I got to keep that order and they sent me out mine too...all for free. Now that i have enough food for the rest of the week, I can spend my food money on Ebay..cock rings for everyone!
Way to be a balla! Guy just walked in the bar and bought a round for the house because the cops caught the guy who stole is golf cart. Good day for free stuff!
I could probably go look helpless enough at home hardware to have someone find me some pink duct tape. Who is going to let me "decorate" them in pink duct tape? lol
Bigger is usually better....lol Okay wait...we're talking about costumes right? Well it sucks when they're too big but they can be adjusted. Too small and you gots NOTHING to work with. we're still talking about costumes right???
well that sounds fancy! I'm worried about the alcohol that would be required to peel the tape off after the party. I don't think I want to be the cause of such pain.
If you put petrolium jelly on before the tape its supposed to help I think. That or shots of jaggermeister before taking it off!