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I just had dinner with my father and was trying to explain it to him how I could get drunk after only two drinks!

 

Zurc, I bet you make him proud!

 

I actually tell him most of the stupid stuff I do. Problem is he retells the stories at family functions! :doh:

 

That is what parents do...

 

Sniff... He's so proud!

 

Here's what I'm bringing that's on loan from my local bartender. Pray to whatever deity that you believe in!

 

Did you tell him that only works if you put it in your ass, or it's a double shot of sambuca.

 

Oh I like that, I could so sink battleships.

 

I think it's going to be either a huge hit this year or the reason we don't see anyone past 8 pm!

 

Or the alternative to Frozen beer pong!