Caption Contest

I can $h1t dumbells while dressed like a fairy! What can you do, hula hoop?

 

Smell my finger! You think that smells bad? Smell one of the dumbells!

 

I still do not understand why my shirt is still on...Oh, what a night

What is that on the ceiling that I am pointing to? oh sh^%^%t

 

Lets see them kick me out of lingerie night now!

 

Please one more tube, before we begin

 

T told me not to touch that woman's boobs!!

 

Dammit, (hiccup) you had better not enter us in the Couple's Competition this year!!

 

"Now wait just a minute"...

"Someone's gotta grap the KY this time"

 

i have never laughed so hard in my entire life - still crying

thanks jim

i am going to give it another week and let some of the anti camera contingent have their field day and then i will pick one

omg these are too funny

i hurt so bad that morning and they just kept on f&^^%%$# with me -

for what it is worth - the actual words that were coming out of my mouth were from that true grit movie "i bow out"

t is going to die when she sees this

Rob

 

"Wait one minute there Doc, I thought you said Digital Rectal Exam NOT Dumbbell Rectal Exam"