Cancun Problems

The truth is that I am probably in the Italian restaurant, eating sushi, without a reservation

 

Heels unless your really short then you need both

 

...having "strangers" (who you apparently talked to/groped/made out with the night before) ask to see your ass at sexy pool...because you demanded spankings, floggings, biting at patyO's the night before...

 

Cancun problem 99 never remembering embassy people look l like from their profile pics

 

Being in the premier lounge & listening to the timeshare presentation & getting blitz. Later not remembering if u sign something or not. But the drinks were worth it!!! Cancun Problem

 

If you're having Cancun problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but Temptation ain't one

I got PattyOs on the heat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my wife’s top is closed
Bartenders that say he's "Milagro Skyy and Coron-Os"

(ok so I tried to make more changes to the song, but then I remembered I am white and have zero rapping skills. So that was a far as I got before I went back to listening to Metallica)

 

IMHO having absolutely zero rapping skills is a credit to your character. Metallica rules, rap drools.