Cancun Pickup Lines

hw711 · Jan 30, 2009

LadiesMan said:

I like to try and play the numbers game ie. process of elimination. I usually start at the most attractive female in the party and after failing with her I'll keep going until one gives in (and/or) is to drunk to fend me off. It usually only takes a few dozen attempts.
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I just take off my pants and show them the goods.

dogtownman · Jan 30, 2009

celticfc said:

couple of bad ones

Love is a sensation, caused by a Temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

My best friend bet me that I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room, can you help me out?

you have 250 bones in your body, want another?

My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
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sounds like something out of a george carlin act

Zibbyzap · Jan 30, 2009

"Let's get drunk and get between the sheets... or do you drink?"

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