Is this seat taken? Dude Walks up.... grabs chicks ass.... she yells "Hey!!" he says, "excuse me is this seat taken?" heheh too cute. happened to me at a bar
guy walks up to gallie, says excuse me, are you are parking fine? She proberly says wot, he says, its just that you have got fine written all over you!
couple of bad ones Love is a sensation, caused by a Temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? My best friend bet me that I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room, can you help me out? you have 250 bones in your body, want another? My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
Nice legs what time to they open i heard u have a soft spot for me now how about u introduce me to that soft spot
