Cancun Pickup Lines

Discussion in 'Cancun Forum' started by budgy, Jan 23, 2009.

  1. budgy

    budgy Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Ok chaps, lets get the ball rolling on this one

    Am: Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

    chick : :shock:

    your turn..
     
  2. EngineerGuy

    EngineerGuy I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Im drunk, your hot, lets go to my room for KnD!

    Girl: OK! :p


    Its spring break lol no need for pick up lines but I love hearing guys try and run game on girls, cracks me up!
     
  3. budgy

    budgy Enthusiast Registered Member

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    am : My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

    girl : :shock: niceee....
     
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    LMFAO!!!! Now that's just too dang funny...
     
  5. Fletch

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    Ladies...I'm Steve Stiffler and I have an 11 inch penis.....AROUND.....think about it
     
  6. jkaz182003

    jkaz182003 Enthusiast Registered Member

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    do you know how much a polar bear weighs???

    enough to break the ice,

    hi i'm (insert name)



    soooo stupid its gotta work
     
  7. HammieJ

    HammieJ I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    awe.... if i wasnt married, that is so cute that it would probably work on me!!! soooooo freakin adorable!
     
  8. Fletch

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    we got a married one here folks!!! :cry: :cry:
     
  9. HammieJ

    HammieJ I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    haha sorry!! Sucks to be youuuu... lol
     
  10. Fletch

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    oh yah :roll:
     
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