A little Canuckian history….. 1) In the war of 1812 (started by America), Canada pushed the Americans back….past their “White House”. Then we burned it…and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they all ran away, so we came home and partied...go figure. 2) Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. 3) We have the largest English population that never, ever surrendered or withdrew from any war, anywhere, ever. 4) Our Civil War was a bar fight that lasted just over an hour. 5) We all have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. Oh…and don’t forget Smarties, Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp, baseball, lacrosse, hockey, basketball, apple pie, Mr.Dressup, Tim Hortons, snowmobiles, jet-skis, the robotic arm on the space shuttles, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, Zambonis, the telephone, short-wave radios, AND Superman! Not bad, eh? :flagcanada:
And the average Canadian male has a penis that is 17.28cm long. (Btw thats short form for centimeter) NOT 7 inches Who said Canada was too cold to live in, no shrinkage here! :ladiesman1:
Oh yeah.. I forgot about Timmy's.. One of my clients was from Canada and had no Tims on her side of the state so every time I'd go see her I'd bring her a coffee.. You'd think I was bringing her a bottle of champagne. Lol Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
Oh Dan, if you were there to see/hear Lenni trying to confuse all the drunken people that it was longer and make Canada seem that much better by penis size, it was hilarious.
