Buying the little blue pills...

MichiganCity2 · Apr 26, 2013

Jeff n Jill said: ↑

I don't have any new babysitters to choose from and Jill wants to pick out the new ones (weeding out the cute ones).
Plus, 24 years younger is plenty...She can't even remember life without cable TV or cell phones let alone rotary home phones!

And I prefer her vast knowledge and abilities when it comes to bedroom activities. OMG training the young ones takes soooo long.
So 28 and 54 seems like good ages for a couple in a marriage...LOL
But somehow it works!

NOW GET ME MY PILLS!:xyxthumbs:
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Ok it's 1:30 a.m. here and I just read your response.....I f--ing laughed so loud that I woke my poor wife up clear at the other end of the house. I think I'll fix myself a drink.....keep up the good work boner man :schlafen004:

Oregonrebel · Apr 26, 2013

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AlwaysAGoodTime · Apr 26, 2013

Can't beat the Silk Road

You can find anything you want for pretty cheap on the Silk Road

TerryB · Apr 26, 2013

KScpl said: ↑

A few weeks ago at Wal-Mart, or I guess I should say, at the walmart. I saw they
had a new male enhancement and/or sexual wellness supplement in the vitamin aisle.
Called Zyrexin, bottle of 10, said 1-2 tablets dosage, around $11, sure,, why not?
Tossed it in the cart, went around the corner, bam, run into a friend from work.
Well this new item in the small box, right there in the open, in MY cart, seemed to me,
to now be the largest item in the cart. (huh, must really work, I guess)
So, I'm panicking. I'm trying to 'casually' throw whatever the hell is nearest
on the shelves on top of this WAY OVER PACKAGED*LOOK AT THIS LOSER*
GUESS WHO NEEDS HELP*BIG NEON SIGN POINTING DOWN AT IT AND ME* item.
In my distress I actually saw one of those huge wobbly stick man type
inflatables, like you see at car lots, wobbling, in a semi-flaccid state, of course, to attract
even more attention to my predicament.
Some how my friend, who I'm guessing, must be legally blind, did not
notice. After our chat, and with me as shook up as a teen age boy who forgot to
lock the bathroom door and mom walks in on him right when he gets to his
favorite page of the new Victoria's Secret catalog and approaching the finish line, I myself head to a self check out line.
I scan all the 'innocent' items first, so far so good, reach into the cart to pull
out this last item, takes two hands now, damn, must really, really work.
Scan it,,,BUZZZZZZZZZZZ----CSR ASSISTANCE NEEDED!!

Perfect.

CSR comes over, we avoid eye contact, she approves that I'm over 18 and
in dire need of this controlled substance, I quickly double bag it, pay, and
head for the truck, praying that I will not have a wreck on the way home and
the paramedics find this item and make snap judgements and 'well that explains a lot about Lars' statements.
(I know most of the paramedics in that area and Lars is what I was renamed
at work because of my tall swedish good looks.) NOT, think of the nick name
Slim for the big guy, so, more like that.
Any way, to wrap this up. That night I take 2 of the Zyrexin about a hour or so
"before needed" and, it did make a difference, I was actually able to pole vault
up the stairs and throw the covers off the bed WITH OUT using my hands.
Luckily my wife was home too and things worked out GREAT! Few days later
tried taking just 1 Zyrexin and didn't have the same athletic results. Next
controlled clinical testing I took 2, worked great again. Worked for me, not
claiming it will work for any one else. Also I did not experience any flushing,
nasal congestion or any other side affects.
Hope this was useful.
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LOL, Thanks for such a great reply I had no idea what the blue pill was. till I read your post.

Hothertscpl · Apr 27, 2013

So quick thought here are Blue pills the male equivalent of a boob job or a push up bra???? lol

GoGoBlanco · Apr 27, 2013

While browsing in an "adult shop" in Soho, a gentleman asked the male shop assistant what "the little blue pills" did. Shop assistant says, loudly, "They turn you into F***ing Papa Smurf!!".
Exit GoGoBlanco giggling like schoolkids!
:daisy:

twojays · Apr 27, 2013

The blue pills work great in a pinch, also agree with a past post, best party drug around. Calias is great also , take longer to take effect but will work for days.
One thought, if your to drunk and I mean way to drunk a couple of Popsicle sticks will work just as well. Just saying

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