Box of Condoms

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  1. mitchellfam

    mitchellfam Guest

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    Okay, yes, its slow in here today, so I am going to post one of the bulletins from MySpace...reply appropriately....looks like a few of these people can't read directions.....


    The way you play the Box of Condoms Game is you have to come up with one item to take to the register with a box of condoms to make the cashier raise an eyebrow.

    No repeats

    Paul - a package of Depends adult diapers
    Jennifer - a disposable camera
    Erika - toilet cleaner brush
    Renée ~ Car air fresheners
    Cari~ a home pregnancy kit
    Joelle~ Scissors
    Danielle~Duct Tape...(Joelle yours is super funny!!!)
    Amber~tire pump
    Eric ~ quart of motor oil
    Mo ~ dog treats
    Cory - Crisco (loiw fat of course)
    Matt ~ Baby Wipes
    Joel ~ Bottle of penicillin
    Katie~ Can of frosting and sprinkles
    Keith~A bottle of Percacet and a bottle of Vicadin. (spelling?)
    Triston~Monopoly Board Game
    Holly- a mother's day card
    Stacia ~ A bag of ice
    Kate- a barbie
    Anakela - An electric razor.
    Via - Gerbil food
    Tyson - a plunger
    Cody ~ PAM cooking spray and bunjee cords (the multi pack of course)
    Sarah~An electric kitchen knife.
    Wendi~ an axe
    shelaine~ Ky jelly
    scharrie>>>a can of wipcream
    leann~ banana
    shara-a container of cream cheese frosting
    Jeri~ vagisil....lol yuck
    Lauren-Apple Pie
    Gina ~ Tampons. HAHA
    Telly ~ Peanutbutter. he he he (cause it's your dog)
    Mere ~ A pack of needles. (Telly, you are one odd person.)
    Matt ~ One of the big ass British cucumbers..that sound's gross Matt!! LOL
    Shan ~ Baby diapers and spermicide..HAHA
    Charidy~Turkey baster
    Ashlin~ A Wiggles Movie!
    Morgan~ A Zorro mask!
    Eddy- a box a Wheaties.
    Clint - a rotisserie chicken
    Vince- Pack of Oscar Meyer weiners!
    Kelly-some rope
    Amber~ some xanex and 4 bottles of wine.....hahaha!
    Randee~Frebreeze Air freshner!
    Haylie~Beer!!
    Melisa~blow up dinosaur!!
    Elisha- A Cucumber
    Brandy~ PopRocks
    Rose Ann~Twister (the game)
    Jimmy~shotgun shells, a roll of duct tape, candy and flowers
    Miss Melissa~chocolate syrup and a box of freeze pops
    Brandon - A barney Coloring book and a chocolate blow pop
    Nova - A can of Copenhagen, a bottle of syrup and those really strong thick rubber bands. Oh yeah, and a clothespin. Better make it two.
    Adrian- A can of WD-40, and a how to book on how big things fit in small holes1
    Binney - "Tide To Go" Spot remover!
    Mitchellfam- tub of lard--5 gallon economy size
     
  2. DConCT

    DConCT CC's SB Godfather Registered Member

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    Dennis - jumper cables
     
  3. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    Aiptek IS-DV Image Stabilizing Multi-Function Digital Camcorder
     
  4. EngineerGuy

    EngineerGuy I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Jason- Vagacile :lol:
     
  5. Currrrvy-on-crack

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    A pregnancy test
     
  6. EngineerGuy

    EngineerGuy I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    5th person said that! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant you are out of the game!
     
  7. mitchellfam

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    bwahhahahaha....You are out too Jason...look:



    next answer for me....ovulation kit.
     
  8. EngineerGuy

    EngineerGuy I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    damn! you added that dont lie! :lol:
     
  9. mitchellfam

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    I seriously didn't! I went back to count the pregnancy tests to see if you were accurate for curvmaster....and I saw it and busted out laughing!
     
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    EngineerGuy I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    I must have looked down that list 3 times and didnt see it.....hahaha ok.......... how about............

    Jason- Jock Itch spray! :lol:
     
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