Best / Worst One Liners Overheard at TTR...

I've had drinks, appetizers and my entree, I've been saving myself to have you for dessert. Can I put some chocolate sauce and whipped cream on you. He actually had whipped cream with him, so I let this creative guy spray some on my nipple and lick it off. Needless to say I was a popular girl that night.

 

We love popular

 

Looks like milk is doing your body good

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Not quite in the same style as most of these but my wife heard a guy saying he always had his drinks blended with ice so he could stay hydrated.

 

Overheard one guy tell his wife / girlfriend "It hurts less closer to the equator."

 

It takes 2 hours longer to fly home cause were going uphill, north .







Its actually the time Zones

 

"Ok, who's boobs haven't I seen yet?"
Swear a guy said that to his wife while they were looking at me.

 

You must be a fireman?
Why would you say that?
Cause I wanna slide down your pole!

 

Did he have a nice hose?? ..........LMAO!!!