Best / Worst One Liners Overheard at TTR...

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  1. sunshinegirl11

    sunshinegirl11 Regular Registered Member

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    My roomie and me.. Bert and ernie

    Sent from my SM-N900W8 using Tapatalk
     
    sunshinegirl11, Jul 11, 2015
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  2. Todzilla

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    "It's just a mouth."
     
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  3. SlyandTease

    SlyandTease Enthusiast Registered Member

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    "we just wanna watch,,,"
     
    SlyandTease, Jul 13, 2015
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  4. Todzilla

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    "Fred needs the wheelchair again." - Explanation - we had a friend named Fred who got so drunk he had be be taken back to his room 3 nights in a row in a wheelchair.
     
    Todzilla, Jul 13, 2015
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  5. vacationfun2

    vacationfun2 I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Fred must be a tough SOB. I would be done after two days.
     
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  6. Donald

    Donald Devil's advocate Registered Member

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    Worst,,

    '' I like your wife , but I don't like you , do you mind if I borrow her for a threesome ? ''

    This was within 30 seconds of meeting him.

    ( we called him Frenchie )
     
    Donald, Jul 13, 2015
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  7. vacationfun2

    vacationfun2 I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Donald, how could someone not like you, lol? I guess they were to the point.
     
    vacationfun2, Jul 13, 2015
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    He could of at least bought me a beer first
     
    Donald, Jul 13, 2015
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  9. Donna & Tim

    Donna & Tim I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    How rude!! LOL but at least he was honest and didn't just go behind your back about it! LOL Yes he coulda got you a drink then blew you off!! LOL

    D
     
    Donna & Tim, Jul 13, 2015
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  10. Stephen & Jess

    Stephen & Jess Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Want to join us for sex and pizza?

    No? What's wrong with pizza??
     
    Stephen & Jess, Jul 14, 2015
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