best simpson quote

Homer: To Beer! the cause of and solution to all of life's problems!

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Never read a quote with such wisdom...don't mind if I steal this one for my signature.

 

Homer: "My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R... my baloney has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R"

 

haha

cooking bacon on the beach..*drool*

 

When Marge wants Homer to promise to give up beer for a week and he says, "OK, no deer for a week!"

During the same episode, Marge is reading off a list of things that problem drinkers do... like hide alcohol in inconspicuous places (as Homer pulls some Duff out of the back of the toilet), And envision themselves in a different light (while Homer is checking out his muscular torso in the mirror).