Jason, I hate to intervene because I know you are the "King of Spring Break" and all but I think you need to change your attitude towards women! Birds? LOL... I guess I don't have a leg to stand on so I shouldn't try and win the race.
"birds"=woman, haha I guess its more of a UK slang. Other countries use it also, Im a creature of habit! Sorry.
that happens to me alot too, i inherit the slang and use it as my own sometiemes. People always ask me about it but hey what can ya do
Here's one I was quite interested in. Me and my friend stayed in a studio. All 9 nights we were out partying, 8 of which we split up and had to get back to the hotel separately. One night I got back to the room and there was glass everywhere. I walked in and right in front of the fridge all I saw was a broken beer bottle. I said to my friend: Me: What the hell happened here? Mike: Some idiot came in here all drunk and dropped a beer! Me: What? Are you kidding me? What the hell are you talking about. Mike: YES! Some guy came in here and was like "YEAH, Whats up man" and then dropped a beer on our floor. Me: What happened after that? Mike: I don't know, the guy left, he wandered down the steps and then I never saw him again.
Wahahahahaaaaaaaaaa! I had forgotten all about The Swerve!!! DYING of laughter! At least I weighed in with some Daytime Dalliance eh! I have fond memories of banana cake.
