The day of 20 cocktails was fantastic - tequilla shots off Marj's mammoth chest by Cheezsteak and his wife, John V and his boys, Cheezesteak making everyone chug beer down a funnel!!!!!! Skill!!!! My best memories were laughing at Jen - you forgot to mention your pull in the pool of Merv the Swerve and afternoon s*x which you said was sh&&e!!
One time, I was leaving Club La Vela (Panama City) around closing time. My friends already went back to the hotel a couple hours before so I was by myself. I got in to my rental (I was supposed to be the designated driver but I didn't want to leave at 2AM so my friends took a cab home) and this drunk guy came up to my car window. This is the conversation that took place. Random dude: Hey buddy, where are you going? Me: Back to my hotel. Random dude: Where are you staying at? Me: Just half a mile down the road. Random dude: Can I come with you? Me: Ugghh...[I wasn't really sure how to respond to that]...nah, my friends are probably sleeping. Random guy: Can you give me a ride home then? I got some beer in my room. We can hang out and I'll play the guitar for you. Me: Ugghh...[again, I wasn't really sure how to respond to that]...I'm really tired, I think I am just going to go. I am not sure why but I think I actually get hit on by guys more than by girls.
One of my fun spring break memories that can be told here: A buddy and I decided to see what was happing at the Oasis (we were staying at another hotel). We got there and had a look around. When got to the Pool area found a couple of lounges and just chilled for a few minutes. Meanwhile there were a 3 or 4 meatheads horsing around and causing a scene. All of a sudden I saw a hotel employee walking along the edge of the pool heading in my direction past the meatheads. The hotel employee was carrying a 3 layer white cake. Yes, I could immediately predict what was about to occur. One of the dumbasses grabbed the cake from the hotel employee and smashed it all over his buddy’s head. The hotel employee was NOT amused and immediate called for back up. Within seconds several hotel mangers were on the scene and they were PISSED! They demanded that the knuckleheads fork over lots of cash, now or else! The fools probably paid 10 times the actual cost of the cake. Fortunately I had my camera handy and in the pics below you can see the goof that wore the cake all over his head in the pool, and another shot of the managers looking for more perpetrators. BTW – the remnants of the cake and crème icing broke into tiny bits and floated throughout the whole length of the pool. All the hotel staff could do is to dump 10lb bags of pool chemicals in to try to clean it out; Needless to say I did not go for a swim.
My most recent fav memory, was getting caught skinny dipping and chased naked down the beach by security while other people took pictures LOL
