The fist time I saw you....you had a bottle in your hand and you were smashed...hahahahahahaha....I remember so vividly
That was the last time you saw me. First time you saw me was at The City. I never forget where I see a huge pair of knockers. :lol:
lol. ahhh ladies!! I'm trying to lose weight for cancun! I'm tired of being the hot sexy WHALE with the 38H's lol. I wanna be the hot sexy thick mama. not skinny.... but thick. Its gonna take a lot of kicking my own ass!
I know!!!! You’re the first ccer I seen Hahaha waving frantically from the balcony…hahaha…I can’t believe you seen me from so far away !!!!...haha…
lol. Thanks! and you definitely can! I was going to get implants before i come... (almost 6 weeks or less) but i didnt think id be healed in time! lol... Maybe ill just go for some lipo! haha You should see if u girls can get a day pass to Golden parnassus. They seem strict but who knows. Parnassus is topless and you can motorboat me all day in the 50 person jacuzzi!
Owen Wilson: “Don’t waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.” Vince Vaughn: “Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just *beep* the *beep* out of me.” ____________________________________________________ “Why don’t you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What’d you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? [makes sputtering motorboat noise] You motor boating son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?”
Good Tips guys! ALso, the banana monkeys are fantastic. Dont remember whats in them but you wont have just one. By the way, how many topless resorts are there in cancun? Thought Temptations was the only one?
