This guy did have the most classic pick-up line ever. Just weeks after the pants-bomb thing on Christmas 2009 he said - "Let me take off my pants and show you that I'm not a terrorist."
My wife and her sister were laying out topless. A guy came up and stood behind them looking down on them. He couldn't even see their faces,he could only see their tits. He asked "are you two sisters?" My wife said yes, then he replied "I could tell!"
On a friday night booze cruise - Male Passenger to guy walking around pouring beer in people's glasses - "Hey! Were you the guy licking my wife's pussy?" Bartender - " Uh... no.... senior" Male Passenger - "Would you like to?" And he did.... Over hear at PadyO's - "Excuse me darlin'. But do you have a little Irish in ya?" She - "No.." He - "Would you like some?" Jamie
Well folks, I haven't been to TTR yet, but I am a big fan of Mae West the sextet of one liners and have yet to meet anyone that has beat her. Here are just a few Mae West Quotes! "Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" ~ Said to a LAPD official in-charge of her security and accompanying her home from the airport. "Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office." "An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises." "One and one is two; two and two is four; and "five will get you ten" if you work it right!" ~ My Little Chickadee "I generally avoid Temptation unless I can't resist it." "You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." "To err is human, but it feels divine." "There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out." Quotes about men! "I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?" "Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain." "I only like two kinds of men, domestic and foreign." ~ I'm No Angel "A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him." "When women go wrong, men go right after them." ~ She Done Him Wrong "Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier." "Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you." Quotes on Sex! "I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them." "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." ~ from 'I'm No Angel' "Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided." "I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked." "I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action." I've been in more laps than a napkin." "Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up." "He who hesitates is a damned fool." "Sex is emotion in motion." "The best way to hold a man is in your arms." "How tall are you without your horse? Six foot, seven inches. Never mind the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches!" "I consider sex a misdemeanor; the more I miss, de meaner I get." "Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired." "When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better." ~ from 'I'm No Angel' "Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." "I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure." Now this was one sexy lady! And you probably never knew where that last saying ever came from! Hope you enjoyed some famous one-liners!
after I accidentally bumped into a lady at the sexy pool bar, I said "sorry about banging into you" Her response, "You can bang into me anytime you want."
A hot blonde was backing up in the pool and she bumped into me....she asked if that was a roll of silver dollars in my pocket or was I just happy to see her....I said I don't have and cash on me but I was happy to see her...she smiled big and the rest is history.
I like the "Trust me I'm a doctor you haven't got any thing I haven't seen before". Funny thing is I am a doctor and a) I wouldn't trust me as far as you can throw me after a few tequilas and b) she did have something that I only ever saw in text books, she had c...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :icon_rolleyes: Needless to say became very sober very quickly!
had a male to ask me if i was a message therapist i said no and again he said to me ur a message therapist arent you
I good looking lady to my wife as we were laying around the pool. I want to take you back to my room and make you purr!!!! That got my attention.
