I wasn't really bothered by the ass slap, probably because I was also drunk, but I did think it was weird. And yeah, whenever something goes anywhere near my nipples now I kinda freak out... PTSD for nipples!
You do have the story telling gift. It was a great week with lots of great mammaries .... I mean memorys !
Awesome trip report,, now we are hoping to have half as much fun as you guys and it will be a success,, we are just worried about the ice storm hitting the night before and morning we leave now.....2 days away!! Thanks for the entertainment & trip report. :biggrinbandit:
OMG - I love you both. Will you marry us? I think that is legal in Mass. LOL! PS This is Jess - in case that makes a difference
This is freaking hilarious!!! Been in your shoes before, back in the BlueBay Getaway days. The wife was passed out in the room, and we were eating our 2AM cheeseburger in the buffet area as it was raining outside. Very drunk setting with the other couple we traveled with a comparably drunken group of ladies walk in and as they walk past one says rather loudly " There has to be someone in here that knows how to eat p***y". Before I could stop myself my right arm shot up in the air. Her friends are trying to lead her out of there and my friends wife is trying to pull my arm down. Hey, I was just answering her question! :biggrinbandit: Jeff
ATM, a monstrously successful grand finale. Omg We have been dying reading this. I cannot FUCKING BELIEVE the shenanigans on the island and am just glad you aren't in the Mexican jail!! Love you two!!!!!
And P.S. It's only a three hour drive (no traffic now) from MILFland to The Chi if you guys wanna man up and drive west. Pretty sure we will still be out clubbin' when you get here!