you are too freakin funny, sat here and read it to my wife and we were both in stitches, looking forward to the next days of "THE" trip report!!!:clappyinghappy::clappyinghappy::clappyinghappy:
OMG this is soo funny.. I am at work and trying not to get caught on ccc but I just laughed out loud in my office..haha! great trip report.. looking forward to more.