Kyle, very mature of you to turn down one shot per day. Let me know how Isla and the restaurant are. We may go while we're there.
So.... @FakeNewsTeam , if you take photographic evidence of Mike's schlong, I'll provide evidence of Wifey's new boobs.
Since I will miss Mike this trip I cannot provide the evidence Now, Mike does have atleast one photo of such evidence of which he must provide as it was sent to me by PM. I suggest real time in person evidence be provided if visiting the same time.
I can see it going down like this... FakeNews snaps a pic of Mike’s schlong at Bash. Someone (me) tells security they are offended by the picture. Security asks to see FakeNews phone and the pictures. He shows them the schlong pic. FakeNews is ejected from the resort. And forced to sell his membership. To me for pennies on the dollar. Sounds like the classic win, win, win for all.
Sounds like a plan...for you! Unfortunately, your scheme will not work as I know you like schlong pics! And, I purchased my membership second hand at dimes on the dollar and it cannot be resold!
We have been to Harrys a few times. Highly recommend. Normally I have trouble justifying leaving an all inclusive to pay for a meal but the steak was so good that it was worth it. Of course we get back in time for the nights shenanigans at Bash.
You know what would really be great? @Jen&Kyle , won't you be at Temptation the same time as @MikeandHeather ? Kyle, maybe you can obtain said schlong photo? Maybe even a side by side schlong comparison with a dollar bill for reference? A yardstick could be hard to pack....
