***april Addicts 2020***

Yes only nov.1st I need the time to get in better shape. Unlike the two of you. Both looking good as always.

 

April 21st to 28th here... newbie couple from Canada! Very excited! Reading all the threads here and trying to prepare/take it all in!

 

Any and all suggestions/tips are welcome. We are a 40's couple (look younger, lol) and in good shape, not in the lifestyle, but understand that is not an issue? Looking forward to relaxing, letting loose and having fun! Have a bash tower room booked... is it worth trying to upgrade to Lush tower? I will have plenty more questions to come, getting excited all ready!

 

Jill and I are in the same boat early 40’s look A LOT younger! But I guess we all think that! Lol... not in LS, we went this past March and had a blast! We stayed in the lush tower OF with the jacuzzi on the balcony! It was a hit! The room is a little bit bigger but the real perk was the jacuzzi! We’ll be there in the tower 4/21-4/27!

Little suction cups with hooks came in handy and “RecoverORS” were life savers. Bring some kind of Yeti or insulated mug, lots of people use bubba mugs! don’t pack half the crap you normally do on vacation, you won’t need it, oh and ibuprofen!!!! Have a blast!!!

 

Awesome... Thanks for the reply!
One question... What are "RecoverORS"? Also, wondering if you did the Boobs Cruise and can provide some insight? Looking forward to it, and looks like we will be there at the same time!

 

Great!
RecoverORS are a rehydration powder that I swear think saved my life one day! Lol.. give it a quick google. It’s like pedialyte but better!

 

Rusty and Jill are fantastic...fun, down-to-earth, kind, easy going...genuinely lovely people. We had the pleasure of hanging with them at TTR last year and have kept in touch since then.

Now, regarding Rusty’s description of their appearance, I fully agree that Jill looks young and gorgeous. She is smart, well spoken, sophisticated, and unquestionably the shining star of the pair. Rusty, on the other hand, is absolutely hideous. He wears a partially rotted wooden peg leg that is so worn down he walks with a six inch sideways tilt. If that weren’t visually disturbing enough, his nose constantly runs and he cleans it with a quick flick of his tongue. He has a Quasimodo hump of epic proportion and he rarely bathes. Now, if you’re a kind and compassionate person like me, you’ll look past his bad breath, misshapen body, belching, farting, ear wax issues, drooling, and festering lesions. As for me, I can’t wait to see my Marine Corps brother and share some drinks in the pool, have some laughs, and spend quality time pondering on the mystery of how we got so lucky to have wonderful wives that love us despite our mutual shortcomings. Life is good my friends, live long and prosper. How long until TTR?

 

@Orpus thanks for ending all of that on the high road, we are two very lucky guys! But it’s not nice to make fun of disabilities, I mean thank Chesty for that tongue of mine, it’s the only reason Jill stays with me, that and the $10M insurance policy. And you know good and well how I got the peg leg, you were there on that stormy night of the Sybian mishap! Too much lube and too many amphetamines! And we should have never tried to put a rideable sex toy on top off a massage table! And as for the bad breath, belching, farting, and runny nose, all of that started after my Ex tried to kill me with that overdose of Vagisil thinking it was Viagra.... I will never be the same, the only cure is time with my sexy wife under the warm sun of a sandy beach in Cancún enjoying the beautiful sights that TTR has to offer, with SABY refilling my Grey Goose! Oh and grabbing drinks with my fellow Quasimodo Devil Dog! Semper Fidelis!

 

Boobs Cruise on the 6th?

 

Yay more Canadians! What part of Canada?