Ohhhhhh Yeeeeaaaahhhh [emoji173] Party epic 2015 [emoji173] I know I am bad with my weight post Sorry But it's not easy !!!! Believe me! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Don't choke in a Southern restaurant. .... Two hillbillies walked into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talked about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who is eating a sandwich, began to cough. After a minute or so, it became apparent that she was in real distress. One of the hillbillies looked at her and said, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman shook her head no. Then he asked, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman began to turn blue and shook her head no. The hillbilly walked over to the woman, lifted up her dress, yanked down her drawers, and quickly gave her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman was so shocked that she had a violent spasm, and the obstruction flew out of her mouth. As she began to breathe again, the Hillbilly walked slowly back to his table. His partner said, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"
Score! We were waiting for the Jet Blue schedule to be extended to book our flights home......SCORED.....$155 non stop back to Boston! Booked it and then the flights went up 150 right after. Biggest score was that we extended our vacation three more nights because I'd rather give the $$$ to TTR and have a great time then give it to the airlines!!!!! This will be the longest we have ever stayed. April 24th to May 6th. PARTY.
