Women A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do;to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions andgive in to his most intimate desires. and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No wait...SORRY…. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit. Never mind...
Looking forward to hooking up with you, following the last time in March 2011. Try to make it earlier than the 10th if you can, to party with most of the April Addicts timetable of 2nd to 16th organised by Woodman.
Great to hear from you knakrd, as of now the dates for us are wide open, would be great to see you in person once again and maybe join the addicts on a Boobs Cruise
Will be great to see both of you again,I plan on booking in January for the dates of April 2nd to 16th. Knowing The Woodman ( Woody ) Steve & Janet I`m sure a Boobs Cruise for the addicts will be available :flash:
I will be keeping a close eye on alpha rooms hoping they have another " sale " come January but no matter what air will still be a $1000
Subject: Bran Flakes ... Not Corn-flakes. Tony and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because Tony watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day, their good health didn't help when they went on yet another holiday and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.' Tony asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.' Tony looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.. 'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled Tony.. 'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.' Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages. 'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to Tony. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.' Tony looked around and glanced nervously at Yvonne. 'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?,' he asked. That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!' 'No gym to work out at?' said Tony 'Not unless you want to,' was the answer. 'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...' 'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.' Tony glared at Yvonne and said, 'You and your f*cking Bran Flakes. We could have been here ten years ago!'
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $4,000 per month.
Looking like April 13th till April 20th for us in 2013!!! No more Newbies for us, we's got seniority now!! The Mick and the T
