I was going to post something but have been warned about non-pg content so I sat on my hands like a good boy
PLEASE::: IF ANYBODY WANTS TO GET ON THE PDF LIST, DO IT THIS WAY, NOT THRU FB OR CCC, OK? It's getting to hard and time consuming to have tp play detective considering that this is a Free-Bee. Thanks, Woody OK Folks! ~ 155 people on the list and counting! I’m putting together April’s 2013 .pdf file for us 2013 TTR April Addicts. Free Adobe Reader Adobe - Adobe Reader download - All versions http://get.adobe.com/reader/ Please don’t send any info thru Face Book or CCC, OK? If you want to get on it, please E-mail me your: REAL 1st NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE MOSTLY IN APRIL) (NOT GOING TO INCLUDE FOLKS THAT ARE THERE MOSTLY IN MARCH OR MAY THIS TIME) & A PICTURE OF YOU (CLOSE-UP IF POSSIBLE), ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME— Woody My e-mail is vetter79@rochester.rr.com Phone# 315-986-7450 As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for. Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it last year (218 on last April’s list), so let’s see if we can do it again! Woody & Sue (We’ve booked for April 2nd – 11th, 2013)
I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it. My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off. After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, “Screw it, I'm gonna soldier on!” [FONT= ][/FONT] The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part. [FONT= ] [/FONT]I woke up this morning at 8, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn’t know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 10:30. The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!" My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"[FONT= ] [/FONT] A girl I know said the last time she had sex, it was like the men's Olympic 100 meter final. I laughed, "Over in 9.5 seconds?" "No," she said, "Eight black men and a gun." A Catholic boy in confession says, “Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister.” “That's a disgrace,” said the priest, “especially when you have two gorgeous brothers.” [FONT= ] [/FONT]I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next bowl movement could spell disaster. I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
Woody, I am now holding you responsible for when my co-workers are wondering why I am laughing and saying under my breath...... someone would "die" if that comment was ever made to me... and the next moment I'm saying "Oh yes, I've said that".... (refuse to disclose which were which)
After a couple of days with the wind chill between -40 and -50 we are ready to get there! Wish it was April already....
We'll be there 3/29-4/4...can't wait! Might be asking in the wrong spot, but will there be a Boobs Cruise while we are there? Or is it too early to tell?
