April addicts 2013

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  1. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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  2. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    A SHORT BEDTIME STORY ....




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  3. Vince & Wendy

    Vince & Wendy Welcome to Never, Never Land! Registered Member

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    We will hopefully be there. Already working on finding another sitter. Hopefully won't take till the beginning of March like this year.
     
  4. glenn/monique

    glenn/monique Titties n Beer Registered Member

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    Vince you two need to branch out on the babysitter thing. Start going out alot and life will force you to find more sitters. You have to come next year.
     
  5. Vince & Wendy

    Vince & Wendy Welcome to Never, Never Land! Registered Member

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    Going out is no problem, Dayton can handle that. Going away for a week is a little different, Wendy prefers family or very close friends. We had another option earlier thie year but Wendy wasn't comfortable with it. We will see what we come up with for next year.
     
  6. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Adult Scrabble...











    Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect.

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    People who wrote SPINE became doctors... The rest are all my friends...
     
  7. SharonTerry

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    Happy to be your friend and not a dr LOL!!!
     
  8. Beverly

    Beverly 2nd day member Registered Member

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    We can't so were going back in Oct for Chris's bday
     
  9. jeff & deb

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    I'm so jealous and wish we could be there.. we missed the sale, but do keep looking everyday never know might find somthing.
    But if we don't make it I know that you guys will have a great time for Chris's Bday..Cheers
    have to wait till next April otherwise...:eek:
     
  10. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Think before you speak...






    Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
    the last one is great!
    Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
    immediately take the words back...
    or that you could crawl into a hole?
    Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.....​

    FIRST TESTIMONY:


    I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
    and asked loudly,
    "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
    I turned around and walked back out and never went back
    My husband didn't say a word...
    he knew better.


    SECOND TESTIMONY:

    I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
    I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
    After browsing for several minutes,
    I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
    He asked if he could help me.
    Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls"

    THIRD TESTIMONY:

    My sister and I were at the mall and
    passed by a store that sold a
    variety of candy and nuts.
    As we were looking at the display case,
    the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
    I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts.."
    My sister started to laugh hysterically.
    The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
    To this day,
    my sister has never let me forget.


    FOURTH TESTIMONY
    :
    While in line at the bank one afternoon,
    my toddler decided to release
    some pent-up energy and ran amok.
    I was finally able to grab hold of
    her after receiving looks of disgust
    and annoyance from other patrons.
    I told her that if she did not start behaving
    "right now" she would be punished.
    To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,
    "If you don't let me go right now,
    I will tell Grandma that I saw you
    kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
    The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
    Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
    I mustered up the last of my dignity and
    walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
    The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.


    FIFTH TESTIMONY:

    Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
    My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.
    One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between erran ds
    It was very busy, with a full dining room.
    While enjoying my taco,
    I smelled something funny,
    so of course I checked
    my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
    Then I realized that Danny
    had not asked to go potty in a while.
    I asked him if he needed to go,
    and he said "No".
    I kept thinking
    "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.."
    Then I said,
    "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
    "No," he replied.
    I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
    Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
    bent over, spread his cheeks
    and yelled
    "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
    While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
    he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
    An old couple made me feel better,
    thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!


    LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:

    This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
    and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
    in the future, likely think before she speaks.
    What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
    We had a female news anchor that,
    the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
    turned to the weatherman and asked:
    "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
    Not only did he have to leave the set,
    but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!​
     
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