Had to steal this from our Addict Steve! While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady started taking off her clothes..... Doctor, stopping her: "No! No! Please put on your clothes. Just show me your tongue."
We are already into May so April 2013 is not too far away well at least not as far away as yesterday.
Aww c'mon Woody, you know tax season doesn't end until after April 15th. My partners were ready to kill me for leaving on the last day this year so next year it has to be after the season ends.