Dammit Donald I was still counting only months so the # would be smaller! At least you could have done just weeks as it`s only 2 digits. lol
Yeh I missed out on that one,,, going to Vegas for the first time with some good friends we met at TTR
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when He sees three nuns heading his way.. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap. Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells... "Holy Mary, Mother of God, HAND LOTION TOO!
For the Woodman... A doctor from France says: "In France , the medicine is so advanced that we Cut off a man's testicles , we put them onto another man, and in 6 weeks he is out looking for work." The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person , we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is out looking for work." A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is out looking for work." The U.S. Doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind Us....in the USA, about 3 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now ..... The whole damn country is out looking for work.
looks like april is a great month to go with such a fun group, wish my spring break was late this year so we could join ya
