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Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by SharonTerry, Apr 27, 2011.

  1. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    I'll bet!!! :sofa:
     
  2. hcube

    hcube Addict Registered Member

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    How soon you forget. I thought you had everything and everybody documented.
     
  3. KenNJoyce

    KenNJoyce I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    That's in the spreadsheet he doesn't share!
     
  4. hcube

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    The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary help and assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

    She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier." Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
    She looked at the men in the room, "Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."

    The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

    After a few moments, a man named Larry at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
    "Yes," said the Instructor.

    "I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

    ---- This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.
     
  5. hcube

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    Subject: The Amazing Human Body

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    [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

    One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.

    The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.

    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

    There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

    Women blink twice as often as men.

    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

    Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

    If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.


    Women


    Will be finished reading this by now.

    Men



    Are still busy checking their thumbs.


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  6. Donald

    Donald Devil's advocate Registered Member

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  7. glenn/monique

    glenn/monique Titties n Beer Registered Member

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    Nope I got indentical barely theres.
     
  8. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Life's Little Crossroads



    We all have those moments where we could go one way or the other...

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  9. hcube

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    Woody I think that where you vacation you don't need that camera.
     
  10. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Hell Henry, I stole this from you!!! :icon_rolleyes:
     
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