A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00 When The postal Authorities received The letter addressed to God, USA They decided to send it to the President. He was so amused that he Instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you Note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington,D.C. and thos Assholes took $95.00 in taxes. :aktion052:
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C,D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the Letters used to define bra sizes? But couldn't figure out what the letters stood for. Well its time you became informed! (A)Almost tits. (B) Barely there. (C) Can't Complain! (D) Damn! (DD) Double Damn!(E) Enormous! (F) Fake. (G) Get a Reduction. (H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
for two weeks I relax @ TTR, the other 50 I read good jokes on cc to pass the time and wait for my plane to leave
