FARMER STORY Fresh peaches, mmmmm ( I love farmer stories and this one is a classic! ) A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-ish woman dressed only in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, " Would you like to buy some of my peaches? " She pulled one side of her negligee top to the side and asked, " Are they as firm as this?" He nodded his head and said, " Oh yes ma'am," and his mouth stood open. Next she pulled the whole top of her negligee down asking, " Are they nice and pink like these? " The farmer hesitated, then said, " Yes," and a little tear ran down his cheek. Then she undid the rest of her buttons, raised the negligee hem, and asked, " Are your peaches as fuzzy as this?" The farmer swallowed hard, again said, " Oh yes," and both of his eyes began to stream tears. The woman asked in amazement, " Why on earth are you crying?" Drying his eyes with a big red handkerchief, he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, I voted for Obama, and now I think I'm gonna get fucked out of my peaches ...."
April 2012 We will probably look at a Wednesday to Wednesday. Works well with our work schedules/surgery etc. Then when we get home I can have the weekend to rest before seeing patients again and can get caught up on school work also. BTW Woody and Sue the countdown is on will see you in 11 days!! Along with KennJoyce and DougnVal!! WooHoo!! Got to love TTR!! Lifetime friendships!! Tina
WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS > > This one is priceless....... A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong > > email address!!!! > > A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a > > particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they > > spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. > > Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel > > schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, > > with his wife flying down the following day. > > The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he > > decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one > > letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the > > email. > > Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her > > husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following > > a heart attack. > > The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and > > friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. > > The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw > > the computer screen which read: > > To: My Loving Wife > > Subject: I've Arrived > > Date: October 16, 2009 > > I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and > > you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and > > have been checked in. > > I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. > > Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as > > mine was. > > P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!
SAD NEWS - Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Sour Dough, 3 children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. Services were held at 350 for about 20 minutes
