April Addicts 2011.. Theme Nights April 12th -17th

What ever night I can get to a daily Walmart run on! :ernaehrung005::ernaehrung005:

 

Standing yes. Coherent, hell no!!!

 

Just thought I would post this..while it seems this April group all know each other, I have only met a few of them.. lots of people coming that I have never met and looking forward to meet everyone.. I just want to say that everyone is welcome .. all the singles and newbies and repeaters.. meeting new people is what its all about.. not just talking about being welcome at the theme nights.. any night that there is a party on (which is every night).. you're invited..

 

Kim honey,
Copy and paste your post on all of the April posts! It'll keep us on top!!

 

[FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=arial] [FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][COLOR=black]The Sheer Nightgown....[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#CC33CC][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][COLOR=black]A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#CC33CC][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][COLOR=black]higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#CC33CC][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][COLOR=black]Upstairs the wife thinks ( [I]she's no dummy [/I]), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]and keep the $500 refund for myself.' [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#CC33CC][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][COLOR=black]She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#CC33CC][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][COLOR=black]The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!' [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#CC33CC][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][COLOR=black]He never heard the shot. [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#CC33CC][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][COLOR=black]Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]








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Too Funny

That was hilarious. I'm using that one tonight at a party.

 

To all our Canadian Friends out there!!

Surgery, Five surgeons are talking.

#1 The first, an Ontario surgeon, says: " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. "

#2 The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds: " Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is colour coded. "

#3 The third, a B.C. surgeon, says: " No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order. "

#4 The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in: " You know, I like construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. "

#5 But, the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: " You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the ass are interchangeable. "

 

Just added an album on here of my last 5 years at TTR in case some of you aprilers wanna know what you're getting into partying w me lol

 

Looks like you`ve had a good five years, our paths will only cross Friday, hope you will still have some party left in you,we`ll be fresh and ready to party all night!!!

 

Nice pics Dan!