April Addicts 2011.. Theme Nights April 12th -17th

Keeping it on top!

 

Damn,,, Im gonna miss kilt night ,,,,,oh well,, I guess its just one thing I dont have to pack,,,boo hoo,,But I am still bringing my hat,,,

 

Woody compitition

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15
kids.

'WOW,' the social worker exclaims,
'are they all
yours?"

'Yep, they are all mine,' the
flustered momma sighs,
having heard that question a
thousand times before.

She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All
the children rush to find seats.

'Well,' says the social worker,
'then you must be here to sign up.
I'll need all your children's
names.'

'Well, to keep it simple, the boys
are all named Leroy and the girls
are all named Leighroy.'

In disbelief, the case worker
says, 'Are you serious? They're
ALL named Leroy?'

Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it
makes it easier.
When it's time to get them out of
bed and ready for school, I yell,
'Leroy!' An' when it's time for
dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' An
they all comes a runnin. An' if I
need to stop the kid who's running
into the
street, I just yell Leroy' and all
of them stop. It's the smartest
idea I ever had, namin' them all
Leroy.'

The social worker thinks this over
for a bit, then wrinkles her
forehead and says tentatively,
'But
what if you just want ONE kid to
come, and not the whole bunch?'

'Then I call them by their last
names.'

 

Keeping it on top!!

 

Just got a fed-ex box w/ all the glow stuff!! Opened it up and everything was stolen!!!!

 

oh no.. are you kidding .. jerks!!..

 

Nope -called the company and they're checking on it. Thinks it had to be done by FedEx themselves. Once in my life I bought Ins. for it tho!!

 

1st timers coming, just wondering if we should bring anything. Gota fun wife. and i'm not to bad myself???
Just let us know if we should bring anything. We are looking forward to the fun. Might miss the Boobs Cruise though

 

stolen goods

Sounds like the luck we had with our bracelets last year not coming on time for our trip and we had ordered them 6 weeks in advanced. Sure as shit they were on our door step when we got home. LOL! Glad you have insurance. Counting down!! Can't wait to see everyone we know and meet all the ones we don't. 13th trip and counting!!

Doc n Nurse

 

Check the theme nights to bring the proper attire
ie, lingerie night,, kilt night ....school girl night....