April Addict Booking 2012

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by The Woodman, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. suedave

    suedave I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    he needs to sit in the still and quiet snow of alaska to prepare himself for TTR, could'nt think why he should be scared :wink3: after all he has the lovely susan to keep him in check 51 weeks of the year :icon_smile: hi ed and susan :wave:
     
  2. The Woodman

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    From a Teacher -- short and to the point

    In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capitalization.
    For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement...

    "Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

    Is everybody clear on that?


     
  3. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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  4. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Short Bedtime Story

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  5. DEEREMAN

    DEEREMAN The bunny is out Registered Member

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    I wish we could have made it.
     
  6. The Woodman

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  7. The Woodman

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    Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.
    They got drunk, and woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed

    in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

    The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says: "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

    The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the University of Illinois School of Law, and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene
    on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.


    The last one, a blonde (you knew it), is strapped in and says: "Well, I'm from the Ohio and just graduated from Ohio State with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
     
  8. Donald

    Donald Devil's advocate Registered Member

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    You baking a cake or saying your not making this april, ''A''pril sorry Woody

    ??
     
  9. DEEREMAN

    DEEREMAN The bunny is out Registered Member

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    No. I am not saying that at all...I with we could have gone to new York when the mini get together happened at woodys
     
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