Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you said Hello to them.."
Seniors' Wedding Dennis, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Canada, are all excited about their decision to get married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Dennis suggests they go in. Dennis addresses the man behind the counter : "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Dennis: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course, we do." Dennis: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Dennis: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Dennis: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!" Dennis: "Medicine formemory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Dennis: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes forParkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Dennis: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do." Dennis: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Dennis: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure." Dennis: " We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
30 YEARS & 10 TRIPS damn that must make U almost as old as Woody Bev !!! LOL Bring it grannie I'm working out the week before we come...haha :huepfen013::huepfen013::huepfen013:
I need a BIG favor Addicts~~ I lost my hard drive and all e-mail contacts w/ it. Can anybody that's getting the .pdf file od us going in April, resend me their e-mail ADDYS to my personal e-mail? That's vetter79@rochester.rr.com Life sucks right now!! :soccer: Thanks for all who respond!
Who's the Strongest - Meanest - Toughest Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales.. Tom, the hand from Saskatchewan says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth." Ben, from Manitoba, couldn't stand to be bested . . . "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my barehands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache." Old Bert, the cowboy from Alberta, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker.
It's just dawned on me!! My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. Once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick ....... I think my dog is a member of Congress!
OK Folks! I’m putting together April’s 2012 .pdf file for us 2012 TTR April Addicts. If you want to get on it, please E-mail me your: NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE MOSTLY IN APRIL )(NOT GOING TO INCLUDE FOLKS THAT ARE THERE MOSTLY IN MARCH OR MAY THIS TIME) & A PICTURE OF YOU (CLOSE-UP IF POSSIBLE),ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME— Woody My e-mail is vetter79@rochester.rr.com Phone# 315-986-7450 As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for. Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it this year so let’s see if we can do it again! Woody & Sue (We’ve booked for April 10th – 21st 2012 Trip #5 coming up)
