Thats the way to go Rick, book early then you know your in lol, was the same for us the prices were to good to wait, looking forward to seeing you and vanessa in April, lots of catching up to do. sue x
Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder: 1. The DNA all matches. 2. There are no dental records
You might be a redneck if... More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. You think the stock market has a fence around it. You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs. Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame. Your home has more miles on it than your car
This is DAMN funny! The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny,a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good!' Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?' Again, no response except from Little Johnny, 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'. 'Excellent!', said the teacher continuing, 'let's try one a bit more difficult...' Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?' Once again, Johnny's was the only hand in the air and he said; 'John F. Kennedy, 1961'. The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Johnny isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.' She heard a loud whisper: 'F*** the Japs,' 'Who said that? I want to know right now!' she angrily demanded. Little Johnny put his hand up, 'General MacArthur, 1945.' At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke..' The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right!!! Now who said that!?' Again, Little Johnny says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.' Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' Little Johnny jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!' Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Little Johnny frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.' The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, We're screwed!' Little Johnny said quietly, 'the American people, November 4, 2008.'
“ WHAT’S YOUR NAME AGAIN LADY ??? “ [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif][/FONT] This is Priceless! [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif][/FONT] ACTUAL PASSPORT APPLICATION LETTER SENT BACK TO STATE DEPARTMENT Dear Mrs. Ms. or Sir: I am in the process of renewing my passport and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a cable TV from them in 1987 (23 years ago), and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date. [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif][/FONT] For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? Ever heard of computers? [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif][/FONT] My birth date you have in my social security file. It's on EVERY income tax form I've filed for the past 50+ years. It's on my Medicare health insurance card and my driver's license. It's on the last eight damn passports I've had. It's on every stupid customs declaration form I've had to fill out before being allowed off the plane for the last 40+ years. And it's on all those census forms that we have to do at election times. Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Mary Anne, my father's name is Robert and I'm reasonably confident that neither name is likely to change between now and when I die. Between you an' me, I've had enough of this bureaucratic bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my damn address! What is going on? You must have a gang of bureaucratic Neanderthal morons working there! Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? And "No," I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for Christ sake! I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach. And would someone please tell me, why would you give a damn whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone! Well, I have to go now because I have to go clear to the other end of the city and get another damn copy of my birth certificate to the tune of $35 just so I can make application to renew my passport. Would it be so difficult to have all the services in the same area so I could get a new passport the same day? Nooooo, that would require planning and organization, something too logical for the government! You'd rather have us running all over the place like chickens with our heads cut off. Then, we'd have to find some a..H... to confirm that it's really me in the damn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile..By the way, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off! [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif][/FONT] Signed - An Irate Citizen. P.S.: Remember what I wrote about getting someone to confirm that the picture is me? Well, my family has been in the United States of America since 1776. I have served in the military for something over 35 years and have had security clearances up the ying yang.. However, I have to get someone important to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor.. WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA! And you assholes want to run our health care system. [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif][/FONT]
When I looked it said 1204. Now it says search again. Not sure about that company. Never have used them.
Hi there, have you guys booked yet? We almost did the other night but thought lets wait... not sure if that was a good idea but 8 months seems along ways off. I found for us anyways approx 3750 tax included for the 2 weeks. Apr. 10.. I could be sorry that we didn't book but we will see. Sure hope to see you two in april. Cheers PS I've emailed you a couple times, do you check your junk mail..
No we have not booked yet. I just check a site now and then to see what is up. Guess I have not checked junk email for a while but will now. Behave yourselves or on the other hand have fun.
