April Addict Booking 2012

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  1. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    72 so far and climbing!
     
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    Sorry was just telling Sue I have two whole days to get smashed before "HELL" rides in without her Harley !!LOL On the positive side Proper Sue will be there. & I miss her terribly....haha see U on the 15th "Grandma"...
     
  3. suedave

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    ha ha ha , you know you cant wait till we get in ed, there is not enough drink at TTR to prepare yourself for the 3rd coming ( i think that is right)lol,cant wait to see you and sue again also.
     
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    Like I said I can't wait until U get there LOL Your evil twin twin on the other hand will hurt me AGAIN !!! haha
     
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    We will be there as first timers April 19th to the 27th
     
  6. The Woodman

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    OK Folks!
    I’m putting together the start of April’s 2012 .pdf file for us April 2012
    TTR
    Addicts.

    If you want to get on it, please E-mail me your:
    NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE IN MOSTLY APRIL )(NOT GOING TO INCLUDE FOLKS THAT ARE THERE MOSTLY IN MARCH OR MAY THIS TIME) & A PICTURE OF YOU ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME—
    Woody
    My e-mail is vetter79@rochester.rr.com Phone# 315-986-7450
    As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for.
    Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it this year so let’s see if we can do it again!
    Woody & Sue (We’ve booked for April 10th – 21st 2012)
     
  7. suedave

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    probably only a little though ed ;)
     
  8. KenNJoyce

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    Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

    Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


    To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.
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    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

    1) Argued over nothing.

    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

    3) Gained weight.

    4) Talked excessively without making sense.

    5) Became overly emotional

    6) Couldn't drive.

    7) Failed to think rationally, and

    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary!!

    Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

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  9. Beverly

    Beverly 2nd day member Registered Member

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    Here I am, "Sue,s Evil Twin":cool014::cool014::cool014: And what the heck, I've been away for the board for awhile and you all start ganging up on me.lmao


    And Dave, you poor guy, u just wait. Me and my evil twin would never plot or plan anything behind your back, now would we. :whisper: It's been a year and a half and you know you miss me terribly.

    And Ed, you know from experience that this "grandma" can cause you enough "HELL" without her harley. And since its been 2 years just think how much I have to make up for.haha:icon_razz::icon_razz::icon_razz::icon_razz:
     
  10. The Woodman

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    $100 Bill
    It's a slow day in the small town of Pumphandle and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

    A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.

    As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

    (Stay with this.....and pay attention)

    The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.

    The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op.

    The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

    The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel Owner.

    (Almost done...keep reading)
    The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything.

    At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.

    No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town now thinks that they are out of debt and there is a false atmosphere of optimism and glee.

    And that, my friends, is how a "stimulus package" works!
     
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