lets change that to april flowers bring may showers! well i guess the may people will be on are butts if that happens!! so april flowers bring may sprinkles!!
Stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?' 'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river.He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?' The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus, my brother?' The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not found Jesus.' By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks thedrunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, ‘For the love of God, have you found Jesus?’ The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, ‘Are you sure this is where he fell in !!!!!!!!!
> Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one Day. > > As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most > beautiful woman in the world." > "I am entering" said Snow White. > After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do? > " First Place ," said Snow White. > > They continue walking and they see a sign: > "Contest for the strongest man in the world." > "I'm entering," says Superman. > After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" > " First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" > > They continue walking when they see a sign: > "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" > Pinocchio enters. > After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. > "What happened?" they asked. > "Who the hell is Obama?" asked Pinocchio.
Booked last Friday April 11th-April 25th. 7th visit, first time in April. Seeking a fun time to be had with all the April Addicts. :daveandmo: An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a traffic officer stopped her. I`m not going to cite you ' said the officer. I`m just wanted to warn you that the triangle reflector on the back of your buggy is about to fall off ' I thank yee,' replied the Amish lady ' ' I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home' ' Also ' said the officer,' I notice one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that too ' 'Again I thank thee.I shall have my husband check this when I get home' ' True to her word, she told her husband about the broken reflector He said he would fix it immediately ' Also' said the woman ' the policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake '
Apple does it again Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them.
