Loving Sambuca now. I have had a few komakazie bad memories. Although I had Sambuca here last night and it made the stuff in mexico taste like crap.
A guy walks into a bar and sets a big container on the stool next to him, > The bartender asks "what's in the package?" the customer holds up his hand as to say "give me a minute." > The customer pulls out a 12 inch tiny man all dressed up in a tuxedo, the bartender says,"what the heck is that?" > Again the customer holds up his hand as if to say..."it gets better." The customer pulls out a miniature > baby grand piano. The customer takes the little guy and sits him at the piano where he begins to > play beautiful music. Again the bartender starts to say something...again the hand. When > looking at the container again the customer pulls out a genie. The bartender is flabbergasted. > The genie says to the bartender, "I will grant you one wish, and one wish only." The bartender > doesn't even hesitate..."I want a million bucks." Instantly his bar begins to fill up with a million > ducks. The bartender leans over to the customer and says, "I think that genie is hard of hearing, > I wanted a million bucks...not a million ducks." The customer says, 'duh..you think?' What makes you think > I would wish for a 12 inch pianist."
ha ha ha will do. havent joined in on a theme night yet, but willing to try for one or two or three!! he he he! just wear really small clothes then more will fit!!
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