Did you know "listen" and "silent" use the same letters? Do you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"? And that "eat" is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate"? And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking jackasses and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you." How weird is that?
I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 7 year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?" She said, "It's President's Day!" She is a smart kid. I asked, "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc. She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment." You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose...
I just read that to my wife while we were eating dinner..... Do you know it hurts when corn comes out of you nose? Jamie
A practical example of how the human mind works - For young men, it's a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will see the thong. - For older men, it is a respectable woman with a nice ass crossing the street. - The perverts will imagine her as a naked woman. - The wise men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer in the face of such beauty and gratitude that it was shared with humanity. - For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way. - The other half is wondering where she bought that blouse. - The wise women imagine the misery that this will be at 50. - Children, the curious, and monks will probably notice a dog driving the taxi.. Don't be alarmed, I didn't see the dog either.
DO you know what happened 161 years ago this fall... back in 1850? California became a state The people had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically nothing has changed except then the women had real tits and the men didn't hold hands. That, my friends, is the history lesson for today.
