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  1. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Only you Sue!!! :headbanger:
     
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    suedave I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    That was daves lame joke lol, mine was the one before woody, lol the better joke.
     
  3. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    A blonde orders a beer.

    The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde
    woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves
    the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.

    Each time the blond calls for another beer this happens. So after the third
    beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit
    her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!

    He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady...
    Why do you let the bartender do it?'

    'Duh,' says the blonde,
    'He has a licker license!'
     
  4. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Very nice woody, goes great with morning coffee :)
     
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    Donald Devil's advocate Registered Member

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    Never a dull moment Woody
     
  7. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Official Announcement





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  8. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.








    He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"








    The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
     
  9. DEEREMAN

    DEEREMAN The bunny is out Registered Member

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    Wow bud...these are awesome. Where do u find em
     
  10. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    At a recent wedding party someone yelled, "All married men, please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

    The bartender was crushed to death.
     
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