New thread started folks!! We've had our 1st April 2012 booking!!! :bowdown: Our mates from the UK, Dave and Sue (suedave) booked this AM for 2 weeks arriving the 15th!! :lotsofmichaelfs: Let the party begin!!
We just booked too!! :flash: Woody & Sue (The Woodman) April 10th - 21st. Hope to see all the 'Ol Crew there again!! :aktion030:
Love to see Dave and Sue again too. I am sure we will see you there at that time too. Way to early for us to book to get the best price though.
Hey Guy's, like Woody said we booked yesterday, looked at prices and a real good deal came up to good to miss, so we hope to be seeing all our old friends down there next April and also meeting new ones. x
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We are officially joining you in April! Dates are April 10 thru April 16. Great price thru Alpharooms, thank you Steve.
