One more month today, lovely day here today, sitting on the decking, but it's not TTR, no shots, no swim up pool, and no :ass: :flash: looking forward to seeing everyone
The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked. The man replied, "I want to see Suzy." "Sir, Suzy is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam. He replied, "No, I must see Suzy." Just then, Suzy appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Suzy, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Suzy. Suzy explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. "There are no discounts. The price is still $5,000." Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Suzy, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Suzy and they went upstairs. After their session, Suzy said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" The man replied, " Edinburgh .." "Really," she said. "I have family in Edinburgh .." "I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her lawyer. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance." The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain: 1.. Death 2. Taxes 3. Being screwed by a lawyer
We are listed in the May Roll Call but we will be arriving on April 30th and leaving May 4th. I'm ready to get this party started! So over this freakin winter! artytime::beer4:
How in hell Michelle was able to pack 7 bikinis (ok only the bottoms) and 7 dresses in a fanny pack redefines physics LOL Go small or go home, clothing is is. Sexy comes in all sizes and shapes Only at Temptation... 28 days and counting
one month and one day for the :flash: to come out, always get there too late on the first day, btw don't get them burned on the first day
