April 2012 Roll Call

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by Steve, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. Michelle&Shawn

    Michelle&Shawn Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Dont mistaken his hat for mine now hehe
     
  2. jeff & deb

    jeff & deb I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Well then I guess you guys will have the place all warmed up for us!! It will be so good to see you guys again.. there is going to be so many great people this April, many that I thought we would never meet. And so many repeaters from last April. :cheerleaders:
     
  3. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Shit

    Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
    Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
    You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.


    When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
    When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
    When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
    When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
    When you are worried~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
    When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
    When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
    When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
    This is my oath .....I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~ because you are my friend.



    Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you

    can feel the true warmth.

    Send this to 10 of your closest friends (including the one who sent it to you).

    Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
     
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  4. jeff & deb

    jeff & deb I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Is Sex Work? . . .

    A Canadian Army N.C.O. was about to start the morning briefing to all of
    his staff.

    While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the N.C.O.
    decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife
    had been a bit frisky the night before, and therefore he failed to get his
    usual amount of sound sleep.

    He posed the question; "How much of the act of sex is "work," and how
    much is "pure pleasure"?

    A Captain chimed in with a 75-25% in favour of 'work'.

    A Lieutenant said it was probably about 50-50%.

    A Warrant-Officer responded with a 25-75% in favour of 'pleasure',
    depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

    There being no consensus, the N.C.O. turned to the Newfie Private who was
    in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

    Without any hesitation, the young Newfie responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure, Sir."

    The N.C.O.. a little surprised and as you might guess, said "And why is that soldier" ?

    "Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
    doing it for them, Sir".

    The room fell silent.

    :D
     
  5. NekkidSundays

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    We want to get to know the people we will be at Temptation with, so for all the April Addicts...what are your favorite things AT Temptation?

    Favorite drink:
    Favorite shot:
    Favorite contest:
    Favorite restaurant:
    Favorite theme night:
     
  6. NekkidSundays

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    For me (Mr.) it's the following

    Favorite drink: Electric Lemonade
    Favorite shot: Polar Bear
    Favorite contest: Miss Temptation
    Favorite restaurant: Italian
    Favorite theme night: lingerie Night
     
  7. Canadian Dos Equis fan

    Canadian Dos Equis fan Cancuncare's Most Interesting Man Registered Member

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    1: yes
    2: See above
    3: Who doesn't love a good karaoke
    4: Simple man here, Tex Mex or the seafood restaurant
    5: Lingere Casino night. Last trip it rained for a few minutes in Paty O's half the people just danced like hell in the rain. It was probably the best 5 minutes of the trip as far as I am concerned.
     
  8. NekkidSundays

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    Yes, I forgot the lingerie Casino...and dancing in the rain sounds awesome! All the sexy ladies dripping wet and going wild...that's a fantastic mental image!
     
  9. jeff & deb

    jeff & deb I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Cheers NekkidSundays

    Favorite drink: Drunkin Monkey/purple shit
    Favorite shot: good tequila/zambuca
    Favorite contest: couples contest
    Favorite restaurant: All of them
    Favorite theme night: White Night (arranged my CC members) and Bead night again arranged by CC
     
  10. NekkidSundays

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    Ooh, bead night...how does that one work?
     
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